And They Call .... to the tune (more or less) of "And They Call The Wind Mariah"
by Lesa Foster

In New York State, there is a place
Where mutant powers run free
The redhead's Jean, the blue guy's Beast
And the one that screams is Banshee.

The bald guy Chuck, he owns this place
The X-Men follow his plan
A goddess Storm, the uptight Cyke
And the frozen one is Iceman.

Wolverine hangs round the place
But doesn't think he quite fits
Nightcrawler bamfs and Angel flies
And the cajun dude is Gambit

There are lots more here in this place
Showing up on the scene
Like Jubilee and Shadowcat
And the half-undressed one's White Queen

Yes in New York State, there is a place
For mutants scaled or with fur
With no hair at all or hair of green
And the chinless guy is Chamber.