A note from me: I was babysitting several weeks ago, and while watching
"Beauty and the Beast", this song just popped into my head. See what
song you can sing this to
DISCLAIMER: Logan belongs to Marvel, Beauty and the Beast belongs to
Disney. Please, nobody sue me. Tuition fees + art supplies - small
paycheck = dead broke. So there.
See my Chest by Ice Princess Deluxe
See my chest
See my chest
It's impressive, beats the rest
Women swoon at my virility
And at my bouncing pecs.
Corded muscles
Wiry hair
This chest's the best beyond compare
And my arms, they're pretty scary
Not to mention twice as hairy
Shirts will rip
Shirts will fly
Cameras flash as I pass by
I'm the best at what I do and that's no jest!
Come on and turn around
And look me up and down
But see my chest
Yeah my chest
See my chest
Bulging here
Bulging there
Rippling muscles everywhere
I like to scare and win with flair at
An arm wrestling exposé
You're alone
And you're cute
And I'm really not a brute
No one's gloomy or complaining
While this Canucklehead's a gaming
We'll play pool
I do great
When a beer is what's at stake
My physique's in perfect shape
That you can bet
Come on I'll buy ya a drink
You've got some time I think
To see my chest
If you're stressed
It's fine viewing I suggest
See my chest
See my chest
See my chest!
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