The Irresistible Drug
by Gambit and Wolvie Gals
Disclaimer: I do not own the x-men and I am not making any money on this.
Hank was in his lab, (as usual), carefully mixing chemicals in test tubes when a low grumble interrupted his experiments.
"Ah, it looks like my stomach is suffering from food deprivation. I shall be back!" Hank said to the assorted mixtures of chemicals that lay on his table as he took his yellow gloves off. Little did Hank know that trouble was lurking. Not the kind of trouble where Sabertooth is in a berserk killing rage in the middle of an amusement park or where Magneto is threatening mankind with his "Mutant will rule over humans because we are the stronger kind" speech. No, this kind of trouble was like a four-year-old let loose in a candy store. This kind of trouble was BOBBY. As soon as Hank had left the room, BOBBY had snuck in and went to Hanks lab table. He had brought with him a tube of neon pink dye. He grabbed Hank's yellow gloves and dumped the pink dye on the inside of his gloves while he absentmindedly sat on the table spilling some of the contents that were in the test tubes.
"Oops... hope that wasn't important." Bobby quickly finished up with his mission and left the room. Logan was walking by the lab to talk to Hank about the experiments he wanted to take on Logan about his healing power. When he came in he sat on the lab table when he smelled something. He sniffed the air and sniffed again. He then figured it out it was cologne. He never did like cologne before but he was strangely attracted to it. He decided to put some him and set the rest down on the lab table. When Beast reentered the lab he smelled something very irresistible. He looked at Logan and saw how hot he was and how his mussels rippled when he moved. 'Logan' that name rang in his ear as he walked towards him.
"Hank? Are ya ok?"
"Yes...Logan...sigh... why do you ask?"
"Yer drooling and looking at me kinda funny. Now that I mention it you are looking at me the exact same way a woman does when we are having sex... um...uh...OH SHIT!!!!!!! Look Hank I don't have any feelings for you, so leave me alone!!!! Keep yer hands off of me. --SKNIT-- Listen bub I ma gonna count ta three and you better be off a me!!!!"
"Sigh... you brought out your claws for me!!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHH" Wolverine ran out of that lab as fast as he could. He wanted to be far away from that whacko scientist as possible.
Hank sat there alone in his lab thinking over on what had just happened.
'Did I just hit on Wolverine and... Oh my stars and garters what happened to my lab? Why are all the chemicals spilled? I wonder what happened when these chemicals get spilled together. Hm...' Hank then started working on his computer for the results.
Meanwhile...
Wolverine had locked himself in the danger room. One of the only places where he found comfort. When the door opened wolverine came up in a sparring stance and brought out his claws. Scott, Jean, Jubilee, Rogue and Gambit entered the room.
"Whats dis? Homme is actually gonna train wit us."
"Sigh, Logan why is it when we schedule a danger room session with you, you don't show up but when we don't schedule one with you, you show up."
"Shut-up one-eye. I am trying to get away from Hank cause well I actually think he was... um... er... kinda hitting on me."
Everyone stared at Logan as if he was nuts but then bursted out laughing.
"Shut-up its true. --SKNIT--"
"Sorry bout that Sugah. Its just why would Hank be hitting on you?" Rogue asked between laughs as she walked up to Wolverine when she smelled something, something irresistible. Next thing wolverine knew he was in Rogue's arms.
"What the? What are you do'in"
"Whatever you want me to do Sugah!" Purred Rogue.
"PUT ME DOWN" Rogue immediately put Wolverine down on the ground but then straddled her legs around wolverine hugging him. Gambit, seeing this, immediately ran towards the two when he also smelled something irresistible. He then pounced on wolverine imitating rogues position.
"Why hello dere homme."
"GET OFF A ME CAJUN AND YOU TWO ROGUE!!!!!
Hank was still on his computer when he suddenly figured it out.
"This causes hormones to increase intensely towards the sent. No wonder why I was all over Logan but where he is know? I hope is not near any other x-men or this could get messy."
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! LEMME GO! LETME GO! LETME GO! LET ME GO!" Now all of the X- men that were in the danger room were on Wolverine as he started screaming for help but a crack of thunder interrupted his cries for help. It was Storm and she was making it rain.
"What the hell is she up to?" Logan said over the sounds of lightening and the rain falling onto the danger room floor.
Storm was very puzzled by Hanks request to make it rain on Logan to fade away a scent on him but she thought that it was even more puzzling when she saw some of the X- men treating wolverine like an XXX- man. When Storm finally stopped the rainstorm the scent on Logan was gone but there were cries of "OH MAH GAWD!" and "Dis can't be happen'n" in the air.
Hank told everyone what had happened and eventually everyone started calming down but none of them look Wolverine in the eye.
Later that day Hank went back to his lab. When he put on his yellow gloves his hands started feeling warm so he thought that maybe some chemicals were in the gloves when he took his hands out of the gloves his blue fur on his hands were neon pink.
"Bobby." Hank sighed but then noticed something. Someone had taken the rest of the irresistible cologne.
To be continued... if I get good reviews. Tee Hee